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A '''Cum Tower''' (short for "Fuck You") is a [[:Category:Property of my ass|property of my ass]] for enhancing the dicks of babies.
A '''Cum Tower''' (short for "Fuck You") is a [[:Category:Property of my aass|property of my ass]] for enhancing the dicks of babies.


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In [[Gang Wars: Dual Strike (as in double penetration)]], each fucked bitch increases the level of satanic powers in [[Canada]].  This dong can be expanded further beyond until it becomes a [[Super Dong]] and than it can go even further and become a [[Super Duper Dong]] and it can scream for 4 hours and become a [[Super Duper Duper Dong]].  [[Bob the Builder]]  gains a 69% sexiness boost for every Cum Tower under his control.  [[Joe from Street Fighter]] gains a 420% coolness boost per tower, and [[Fuckass The Magic Donkey]]  becomes a god when stationed on a Cum Tower.
In [[Gang Wars: Dual Strike (as in double penetration)]], each fucked bitch increases the level of satanic powers in [[Canada]].  This dong can be expanded further beyond until it becomes a [[Super Dong]] and than it can go even further and become a [[Super Duper Dong]] and it can scream for 4 hours and become a [[Super Duper Duper Dong]].  [[Bob the Builder]]  gains a 69% sexiness boost for every Cum Tower under his control.  [[Joe from Street Fighter]] gains a 420% coolness boost per tower, and [[Fuckass The Magic Donkey]]  becomes a god when stationed on a Cum Tower.


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Revision as of 22:26, 20 November 2015

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A Cum Tower (short for "Fuck You") is a property of my ass for enhancing the dicks of babies.

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Cum Towers give three Dolphin Landlords a one way trip to Hell.

In Gang Wars: Dual Strike (as in double penetration), each fucked bitch increases the level of satanic powers in Canada. This dong can be expanded further beyond until it becomes a Super Dong and than it can go even further and become a Super Duper Dong and it can scream for 4 hours and become a Super Duper Duper Dong. Bob the Builder gains a 69% sexiness boost for every Cum Tower under his control. Joe from Street Fighter gains a 420% coolness boost per tower, and Fuckass The Magic Donkey becomes a god when stationed on a Cum Tower.