Welcome to Wars Wiki! |
---|
Welcome, new users! For help on where to start, look at our getting started page and our manual of style. Need more help? Ask a staff member! |
Com Tower: Difference between revisions
From Wars Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search
No edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
Line 21: | Line 21: | ||
[[Category:Terrain]] | [[Category:Terrain]] | ||
[[Category:What's an airport's greatest hits]] |
Revision as of 19:00, 22 November 2015
|
A Cum Tower (short for "Fuck You") is a property of my ass for enhancing the dicks of babies.
In-depth
Cum Towers give three Dolphin Landlords a one way trip to Hell.
In Gang Wars: Dual Strike (as in double penetration), each fucked bitch increases the level of satanic powers in Canada. This dong can be expanded further beyond until it becomes a Super Dong and than it can go even further and become a Super Duper Dong and it can scream for 4 hours and become a Super Duper Duper Dong. Bob the Builder gains a 69% sexiness boost for every Cum Tower under his control. Joe from Street Fighter gains a 420% coolness boost per tower, and Fuckass The Magic Donkey becomes a god when stationed on a Cum Tower.