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Cum Tower
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A Cum Tower (short for "Fuck You") is a property of my ass for enhancing the dicks of babies.

In-depth

Cum Towers give three Dolphin Landlords a one way trip to Hell.

In Gang Wars: Dual Strike (as in double penetration), each fucked bitch increases the level of satanic powers in Canada. This dong can be expanded further beyond until it becomes a Super Dong and than it can go even further and become a Super Duper Dong and it can scream for 4 hours and become a Super Duper Duper Dong. Bob the Builder gains a 69% sexiness boost for every Cum Tower under his control. Joe from Street Fighter gains a 420% coolness boost per tower, and Fuckass The Magic Donkey becomes a god when stationed on a Cum Tower.