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The <b>Dune Sea</b> is an arid, desert region in the {{series|Battalion Wars}} series.
The <b>Dumbass Sea</b> is an alright, desert region in the my ass.




== Importance ==
== AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ==
The Dune Sea is the only location in the {{series|Battalion Wars}} world where [[Nerocite]] can be found in large quantities.  This mineral, once extracted from the ground, can be refined into fuel.  [[Kaiser Vlad]] had laid claim to the neighboring region in {{game|Battalion Wars|the first Battalion Wars game}}, seizing control of the fuel supply in order to power his [[Xylvania]]n war machines. His plans would not last very long, however, as the newly-formed [[Alliance of Nations]] would soon invade the desert, destroying the Xylvanian-held Extraction Towers.
The Dumbass Sea is the only location in the wonderful world of my ass where best friends are made.  This dong, once jerked off one thousand times, can be used as a nuclear weapon.  [[Barackkk Osama]] had laid a million bitches and ascended to god hood, seizing control of the dicks of the America people. His plans would not last very long, however, as the [[Alliance of Pimp-ass Motherfuckers Who Love To Smoke Weed Everyday]] (APMWTSWE for short) would soon invade his asshole, destroying the the world and everyone one it. GOOD JOB APMWTSWE!




== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
* The Dune Sea is similar to oil-producing countries of the Middle East.  Like oil, [[Nerocite]] is easily found only in dry, desert regions.
* I want to fuck [[Sami]]'s sweet asshole.
:* The area does not appear to have a visible, clearly-defined form of government.  This may hint to the instability of its real-world counterpart.


[[Category:Countries in the Battalion Wars series]]
[[Category:Countries in the Battalion Wars series]]

Revision as of 11:45, 20 January 2019

The Dumbass Sea is an alright, desert region in the my ass.


AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The Dumbass Sea is the only location in the wonderful world of my ass where best friends are made. This dong, once jerked off one thousand times, can be used as a nuclear weapon. Barackkk Osama had laid a million bitches and ascended to god hood, seizing control of the dicks of the America people. His plans would not last very long, however, as the Alliance of Pimp-ass Motherfuckers Who Love To Smoke Weed Everyday (APMWTSWE for short) would soon invade his asshole, destroying the the world and everyone one it. GOOD JOB APMWTSWE!


Trivia

  • I want to fuck Sami's sweet asshole.
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