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| {{AW officer | | {{AW officer |
| |JPchar=リョウ | | |JPchar=リョウ |
| |JPname=Ryo | | |JPname=Andy-Chan |
| |faction=Orange Star | | |faction=Nazi Party |
| |image=Andy.png | | |image=Andy.png |
| |caption=Andy as he appears in [[Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising|Black Hole Rising]] | | |caption=Andy as he appears in [[Gang Wars 2: Ass Hole Rising: Revengeance]] |
| |debut={{game|Advance Wars}} | | |debut={{game|Gang Wars}} |
| |latest=[[Advance Wars: Dual Strike|Dual Strike]] | | |latest=[[Gang Wars: Dual Strike (as in double penetration)]] |
| |specialty=Well-balanced with all units | | |specialty=He can shit fire |
| |hit=Mechanics | | |hit=He has fucked 99 bitches, and Hitler is one of them. |
| |miss=Getting up early | | |miss=He doesn't know what a fucking [[airport]] is. |
| |power=Hyper Repair | | |power=Hyper Rape |
| |superpower=Hyper Upgrade | | |superpower=Smoke Weed Everyday |
| |#small=3 | | |#small=3 |
| |#large=3 | | |#large=3 |
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| {{Quote|I can fix anything!|Andy|http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Advance_Wars#Andy}} | | {{Quote|Can we fix it? No it's fucked!|Andy}} |
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| '''Andy''' is a [[Commanding Officer]] of the [[Orange Star]] army. He is widely regarded as the franchise mascot, and takes the role of protagonist in both the original ''{{game|Advance Wars}}'' and ''[[Advance Wars 2]]''. | | '''Andy''' is a pimp-ass motherfucker of the [[Nazi Party]]. He is widely regarded as a hot piece of ass, and takes the role of [[(baseball) Batman]] in both of the [[Mr. Rogers]] pornos starring [[Nicolas Cage]] as [[Jesus]]. |
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| == Role == | | == I love to fuck pudding == |
| === In Advance Wars === | | === In Gang Wars: The War on My Dick === |
| Andy, along with [[Sami]] and [[Max]], travel throughout [[Cosmo Land]] in an attempt to learn why other nations have become hostile to [[Orange Star]]. When it is discovered that the attacks were launched by a [[Andy Clone (AW1)|clone of Andy]], the other countries temporarily join forces against the common enemy. Andy leads the Orange Star troops into the final battle against [[Sturm]], and is eventually able to drive [[Black Hole]] out of Cosmo Land. | | Andy, along with [[Sports Maxx]] and [[A potato chip]], travel throughout the [[SPACE MOTHERFUCKER!!!| Cosmos]] in search of weed. When it is discovered that [[Joe Stalin]] has come back from the dead because reasons, Andy's dick gets run over by a flaming truck driven by [[Barrack Obama]] (which just so happened to be Andy's fetish). Also, Dio Brando was there. |
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| === In Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising === | | === In Gang Wars 2: Ass Hole Rising: Revengeance=== |
| Still a young and somewhat naive mechanic, Andy continues to work with fellow commanders [[Sami]] and [[Max]] to liberate [[Orange Star]]. Like Sami, Andy also offers aid to the foreign nations later in the campaign, and may be selected by the player to command an army during the invasion of [[Black Hole]]. | | Still a hot and fuckable dude who does shit sometimes, Andy continues to fuck around with fellow pimp as fuck individuals [[Sports Maxx]] and [[A potato chip]] to liberate [[My Ass]]. Like [[Robert Edward O. Speedwagon]], Andy also becomes a member of the pretty great dudeman brigade, and is selected by [[that patriotic as fuck dude from those "I want you" posters]] to nuke everything that isn't a walrus. |
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| === In Advance Wars: Dual Strike === | | === In Gang Wars: Dual Strike (as in double penetration) === |
| Andy makes no formal appearance in [[Advance Wars: Dual Strike|Dual Strike]]. However, [[Andy Clone (AW3)|he is cloned again]] and sent to fight against the [[Allied Nations]] during the Omega Land war. [[Means to an End|Upon completion of the final mission]], he is available for use in the [[Hard Campaign]]. | | Andy made no appearance in this here game because he's a fucking deva who wants the whole world to revolve around his dick. |
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| == Personality == | | == Personality == |
| Andy is a bold and somewhat impulsive commander, always prepared for battle. Over the course of the {{series|Advance Wars|series}}, he is often portrayed to be dim, due to his inquiries on basic subject matters. However, his questions help to familiarize the player with both the game's controls, and the ways of war.
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| == Relationships == | | == Relationships == |
| Andy has no deep relationships with other characters. He views [[Nell]] as a teacher, and is quick to help [[Sami]] and [[Max]] when their troops are in trouble. He holds a rivalry with [[Eagle]], and maintains good relations with the other [[Orange Star]] officers.
| | He has fucked everyone and everything to exist on this earth. |
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| == Skills ==
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| Andy's skills as a mechanic grant him proficiency with all land, sea, and air units. His CO Powers primarily repair his units, restoring their Hit Points.
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| === In Advance Wars ===
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| * <b>Normal conditions</b>: Andy's units have typical stats (100% ATK / 100% DEF)
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| * <b>CO Power</b>: <i>Hyper Repair</i> — All units restore 2 HP, and gain a 10% boost in both attack and {{defense}}. (110% ATK / 110% DEF)
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| * <b>CO Meter</b>: 30,000 G
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| === In Advance Wars 2 ===
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| * <b>Normal conditions</b>: Andy's units have typical stats (100% ATK / 100% DEF)
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| * <b>CO Power</b>: <i>Hyper Repair</i> — All units restore 2 HP, and gain a 10% boost in {{defense}} only. (100% ATK / 110% DEF)
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| * <b>Super CO Power</b>: <i>Hyper Upgrade</i> — All units restore 5 HP, receive a 20% attack boost, 10% {{defense}} boost, and +1 movement for the day. (120% ATK / 110% DEF)
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| * <b>CO Meter</b>: [[Image:Ls2.gif]][[Image:Ls2.gif]][[Image:Ls2.gif]][[Image:Ls.gif]][[Image:Ls.gif]][[Image:Ls.gif]]
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| === In Advance Wars: Dual Strike ===
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| * <b>Normal conditions</b>: Andy's units have typical stats (100% ATK / 100% DEF)
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| * <b>CO Power</b>: <i>Hyper Repair</i> — All units restore 2 HP, and gain a 10% boost in both attack and {{defense}}. (110% ATK / 110% DEF)
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| * <b>Super CO Power</b>: <i>Hyper Upgrade</i> — All units restore 5 HP, receive a 30% attack boost, 10% {{defense}} boost, and +1 movement for the day. (130% ATK / 110% DEF)
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| * <b>CO Meter</b>: [[Image:Ls2.gif]][[Image:Ls2.gif]][[Image:Ls2.gif]][[Image:Ls.gif]][[Image:Ls.gif]][[Image:Ls.gif]]
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| === CO Powers ===
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| {{COpowers
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| |country=Orange Star
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| |ENGpower=Hyper Repair
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| |ENGsuper=Hyper Upgrade
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| |JAPchar=ハイパーリペア
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| |JAPpower=Hyper Repair
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| |JAPsuperchar=ハイアップグレード
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| |JAPsuper=High-Upgrade
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| |FRNpower=Réparafond
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| |FRNsuper=Génie logistique
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| |GRMpower=Super-Tuning
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| |GRMsuper=Mega-Tuning
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| |SPNpower=Megarreparación
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| |SPNsuper=Impulso Técnico
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| |ITLpower=Megameccanico
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| |ITLsuper=Megarinforzo
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| === Tag Affinities ===
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| |country=Orange Star}}
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| |partner=Eagle
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| |#stars=2
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| |powerbonus=+15%
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| |ENGname=Air Lift
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| |JAPchar=マイベストライバル
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| |JAPname=My Best Rival
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| |FRNname=Rivalité amicale
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| |GRMname=Luftbrücke
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| |SPNname=Duelo de Titanes
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| |ITLname=Potere Rivale
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| {{tagentry
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| |partner=Max
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| |#stars=1
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| |powerbonus=+10%
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| |ENGname=Power Wrench
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| |JAPchar=ストレートソウル
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| |JAPname=Straight Soul
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| |FRNname=Tous pour un
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| |GRMname=Kraftakt
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| |SPNname=???
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| |ITLname=Anima Sincera
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| {{tagentry
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| |partner=Hawke
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| |#stars=1
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| |powerbonus=+5%
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| |ENGname=Shaky Alliance
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| |JAPchar=ダークライバル
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| |JAPname=Dark Rival
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| |FRNname=Frères ennemis
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| |GRMname=???
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| |SPNname=???
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| |ITLname=Rivale Oscuro
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| |partner=Nell
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| |#stars=0
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| |powerbonus=+5%
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| |ENGname=Dual Strike
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| |JAPchar=タッグブレイク
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| |JAPname=Tag Break
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| |FRNname=Pouvoir relais
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| |GRMname=Doppel-Gabe
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| |SPNname=Ataque Dual
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| |ITLname=Virtù Doppia
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| |partner=Sami
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| |#stars=0
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| |powerbonus=+5%
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| |ENGname=Dual Strike
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| |JAPchar=タッグブレイク
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| |JAPname=Tag Break
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| |FRNname=Pouvoir relais
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| |GRMname=Doppel-Gabe
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| |SPNname=Ataque Dual
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| |ITLname=Virtù Doppia
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| |partner=Von Bolt
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| |#stars=0
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| |powerbonus=-10%
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| |ENGname=Dual Strike
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| |JAPchar=タッグブレイク
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| |JAPname=Tag Break
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| |FRNname=Pouvoir relais
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| |GRMname=Doppel-Gabe
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| |SPNname=Ataque Dual
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| |ITLname=Virtù Doppia
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| |country=Orange Star}}
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| | == Death == |
| | Andy was killed in an accident involving a blender and a copy of [[Superman 64]]. He will (not) be missed. |
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| {{AWarsCOs}} | | {{AWarsCOs}} |
| {{CObox1}} | | {{CObox1}} |
| [[Category:Commanding Officers]] | | [[Category:Commanding Officers]] |
| | [[Category:Nazis]] |
| | [[Category:Retards Who Don't Know What Fucking Airports Are]] |
