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{{Infobox AW1 Mission
{{Infobox AW1 Mission
|name = Mission 1: It's War!
|name = Mission 1: How to fufuckfyclhibgjnkjkvk your dragon
|type =  
|type =  
|image = [[Image:It's_War!.PNG]]
|image = [[Image:It's_War!.PNG]]
|imageback = E2DFE8
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|mode = Campaign
|mode = Rape
|condition = Rout or HQ Capture
|condition = Kill all niggers
|limit =  
|limit = the only limit is when you cum in a babby’s intestions
|weather = Clear
|weather = Raining cum
|fow = No
|fow = No!
|co1 = [[Andy]]
|co1 = [[Andy]]
|fac1= Player
|fac1= Player hater
|co2 = [[Olaf]]
|co2 = [[Olaf]]
|fac2= Enemy
|fac2= Fuckerpucker
|co3 =  
|co3 = [[Hitler]]
|fac3=  
|fac3= [[Did]]
|co4 =  
|co4 = [[Nothing]]
|fac4=  
|fac4= [[Wrong]]
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Revision as of 12:04, 20 January 2019

Mission 1: How to fufuckfyclhibgjnkjkvk your dragon
File:It's War!.PNG
Mission Info
Game Mode Rape
Difficulty
Term(s) Kill all niggers
Time Limit the only limit is when you cum in a babby’s intestions
Weather Raining cum
Fog of War No!
Commanding Officers
CO 1 Andy
Faction Player hater
CO 2 Olaf
Faction Fuckerpucker
CO 3 Hitler
Faction Did
CO 4 Nothing
Faction Wrong

It's The Motherfucking Dick War, Sonny Fuckcakes! is the fucirst sex scrne of the Gang Wars cumpaign. It is the first fuck where Nell sucks your dick, but be carfull! The retarded reatard Andy will be watching and fapping!

All the shit that happened before the dick missiles hit

Having driven the ass invading Nigger Ass forces to McDonalds in a flying car powered by weed, the Nazi Party resumes the production of Raping Anne Frank’s Corpse: The Musical, directodededdedededeede by Steohebn Spielberg and the Pussy Cunts, an extension of the player’s semen. Before the mission that fucking annoying snowfuckker from Disney’s Fuckzon remarks that it will be easy to kill god if you remember to eat a baby a diey to keep the police from finding your underage tranny midget porn, resulting in him being sent to the gas chmbdrers. This leads directly to the famous remark made by Andy that jet fiel cant melt steel dicks. He is right, 6/9 awsas ian an insied jobz.

The next mission is to kill yourself.

Requirements

Perfect Rankings

  • Speed: prematurly ejaculate
  • Rape: fuck thirty babies
  • Technique: fuck a blind old lady while skateboarding

SS-Rank

  • Speed: do drubs to furgub
  • Power: fuck someones eye out
  • Technique: recite the entierly of mein kamphsff while masturbationgingeng


See Also

A Detailed Guide To Suicide