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| Max マックス Sportsu Maxxu-Chan | |
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| File:Max.png Sports Maxx could probably knock your head clean off with one punch. | |
| Bio | |
| Faction | Nazi Party |
| Specialty | Whooping niggas asses |
| Hit | He can blow up the earth with one punch |
| Miss | He's an idiot (but at least he knows what an airport is) |
| Skills | |
| CO Power | Semen Beam |
| Super CO Power | Dick Laser |
| Power Meter |  
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I was a wimp before Anchor arms. Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. | 
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| — Sports Maxx | ||
Sports Maxx (Japanese: マックス Sportsu Maxu-Chan; Sports Maxx-Chan) is Andy's best pal and fuck buddy from the Gang Wars series.
Notably, he is one of the few characters to have a penis capable of shooting laser beams, along with Heihachi Mishima, Jesus, The Burger King and Adolf Hitler.
Role in the thing
Sports Maxx is a dude who does shit and one day he punched a meteor that was heading thowrds earth sending it back at Gods face.
Personality
This dude is so strong it isn't even funny, he can make a nigga cry out for mommy. He can pick up a boulder with relative ease, and can make crushing rocks seem such a breeze. He may move slow, and he can't jump high, put this dudeman's one hell of a pimp.
C'MON CRANKY, TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE!!!
