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Andy
リョウ Andy-Chan
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Andy as he appears in Gang Wars 2: Ass Hole Rising: Revengeance
Bio
Faction Nazi Party
Specialty He can shit fire
Hit He has fucked 99 bitches, and Hitler is one of them.
Miss He doesn't know what a fucking airport is.
Skills
CO Power Hyper Rape
Super CO Power Smoke Weed Everyday
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Quote1.png Can we fix it? No it's fucked! Quote2.png
— Andy


Andy is a pimp-ass motherfucker of the Nazi Party. He is widely regarded as a hot piece of ass, and takes the role of (baseball) Batman in both of the Mr. Rogers pornos starring Nicolas Cage as Jesus.

I love to fuck pudding

In Gang Wars: The War on My Dick

Andy, along with Sports Maxx and A potato chip, travel throughout the Cosmos in search of weed. When it is discovered that Joe Stalin has come back from the dead because reasons, Andy's dick gets run over by a flaming truck driven by Barrack Obama (which just so happened to be Andy's fetish). Also, Dio Brando was there.

In Gang Wars 2: Ass Hole Rising: Revengeance

Still a hot and fuckable dude who does shit sometimes, Andy continues to fuck around with fellow pimp as fuck individuals Sports Maxx and A potato chip to liberate My Ass. Like Robert Edward O. Speedwagon, Andy also becomes a member of the pretty great dudeman brigade, and is selected by that patriotic as fuck dude from those "I want you" posters to nuke everything that isn't a walrus.

In Gang Wars: Dual Strike (as in double penetration)

Andy made no appearance in this here game because he's a fucking deva who wants the whole world to revolve around his dick.

Personality

He's a fucking idiot.

Relationships

He has fucked everyone and everything to exist on this earth.

Death

Andy was killed in an accident involving a blender and a copy of Superman 64. He will (not) be missed.
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