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'''It's War!''' is the first mission of the [[Advance Wars (Game)|Advance Wars]] campaign. It is the first mission where you do not advise [[Nell]], but the rookie [[Orange Star]] [[Commanding Officer|CO]] Andy.
'''It's The Motherfucking Dick War, Sonny Fuckcakes!''' is the fucirst sex scrne of the [[Hitler did nothing wrong|Gang Wars]] cumpaign. It is the first fuck where [[Nell]] sucks your dick, but be carfull! The retarded reatard [[Andy]] will be watching and fapping!


==Background==
==All the shit that happened before the dick missiles hit==
Having driven the invading [[Blue Moon]] forces away from the capital, the Orange Star army resumes the reclamation of their country, led by the new CO Andy and the advisor, an extension of the player. Before the mission Olaf remarks that it will be easy as Nell is no longer his opponent, resulting in him asking who he was up against following the battle's end. This leads directly to the famous remark made by Andy that Olaf is "Nell's papa", which the latter promptly denies.  
Having driven the ass invading [[Nigger Ass]] forces to McDonalds in a flying car powered by weed, the Nazi Party resumes the production of '''Raping Anne Frank’s Corpse: The Musical''', directodededdedededeede by Steohebn Spielberg and the Pussy Cunts, an extension of the player’s semen. Before the mission that fucking annoying snowfuckker from Disney’s Fuckzon remarks that it will be easy to kill god if you remember to eat a baby a diey to keep the police from finding your underage tranny midget porn, resulting in him being sent to the gas chmbdrers. This leads directly to the famous remark made by Andy that jet fiel cant melt steel dicks. He is right, 6/9 awsas ian an insied jobz.


The next mission is [[Gunfighter!]].
The next mission is to kill yourself.


==Requirements==
==Requirements==
===Perfect Rankings===
===Perfect Rankings===
* '''[[Speed]]:''' 8 days or less
* '''[[Speed]]:''' prematurly ejaculate
* '''[[Power (Rank)|Power]]:'''  
* '''[[White Power|Rape]]: fuck thirty babies'''  
* '''[[Technique]]:'''
* '''[[Technique]]: fuck a blind old lady while skateboarding'''
===S-Rank===
===SS-Rank===
* '''[[Speed]]:''' 10 days at most
* '''[[Speed]]:''' do drubs to furgub
* '''[[Power (Rank)|Power]]:'''  
* '''[[Power (Rank)|Power]]: fuck someones eye out'''  
* '''[[Technique]]:'''
* '''[[Technique]]: recite the entierly of mein kamphsff while masturbationgingeng'''




<gallery caption="Map" widths="250px" heights="250px">
<gallery caption="Map" widths="250px" heights="250px">
Image:(AW1)_It's_War!_NC.png | Normal Campaign
Image:(AW1)_It's_War!_NC.png | HERE IS THE MAP! CHOOSE WHEERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO BE FORE I RAPE YOUR ASS!
</gallery>
</gallery>


==See Also==
==See Also==
[[List of Missions in Advance Wars]]
[[A Detailed Guide To Suicide]]
 
[[Category:Advance Wars Campaign|01]]

Revision as of 12:02, 20 January 2019

Mission 1: It's War!
File:It's War!.PNG
Mission Info
Game Mode Campaign
Difficulty
Term(s) Rout or HQ Capture
Weather Clear
Fog of War No
Commanding Officers
CO 1 Andy
Faction Player
CO 2 Olaf
Faction Enemy

It's The Motherfucking Dick War, Sonny Fuckcakes! is the fucirst sex scrne of the Gang Wars cumpaign. It is the first fuck where Nell sucks your dick, but be carfull! The retarded reatard Andy will be watching and fapping!

All the shit that happened before the dick missiles hit

Having driven the ass invading Nigger Ass forces to McDonalds in a flying car powered by weed, the Nazi Party resumes the production of Raping Anne Frank’s Corpse: The Musical, directodededdedededeede by Steohebn Spielberg and the Pussy Cunts, an extension of the player’s semen. Before the mission that fucking annoying snowfuckker from Disney’s Fuckzon remarks that it will be easy to kill god if you remember to eat a baby a diey to keep the police from finding your underage tranny midget porn, resulting in him being sent to the gas chmbdrers. This leads directly to the famous remark made by Andy that jet fiel cant melt steel dicks. He is right, 6/9 awsas ian an insied jobz.

The next mission is to kill yourself.

Requirements

Perfect Rankings

  • Speed: prematurly ejaculate
  • Rape: fuck thirty babies
  • Technique: fuck a blind old lady while skateboarding

SS-Rank

  • Speed: do drubs to furgub
  • Power: fuck someones eye out
  • Technique: recite the entierly of mein kamphsff while masturbationgingeng


See Also

A Detailed Guide To Suicide

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