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It's War!
| Mission 1: It's War! | |
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| Mission Info | |
| Game Mode | Campaign |
| Difficulty | |
| Term(s) | Rout or HQ Capture |
| Weather | Clear |
| Fog of War | No |
| Commanding Officers | |
| CO 1 | Andy |
| Faction | Player |
| CO 2 | Olaf |
| Faction | Enemy |
It's The Motherfucking Dick War, Sonny Fuckcakes! is the fucirst sex scrne of the Gang Wars cumpaign. It is the first fuck where Nell sucks your dick, but be carfull! The retarded reatard Andy will be watching and fapping!
All the shit that happened before the dick missiles hit
Having driven the ass invading Nigger Ass forces to McDonalds in a flying car powered by weed, the Nazi Party resumes the production of Raping Anne Frank’s Corpse: The Musical, directodededdedededeede by Steohebn Spielberg and the Pussy Cunts, an extension of the player’s semen. Before the mission that fucking annoying snowfuckker from Disney’s Fuckzon remarks that it will be easy to kill god if you remember to eat a baby a diey to keep the police from finding your underage tranny midget porn, resulting in him being sent to the gas chmbdrers. This leads directly to the famous remark made by Andy that jet fiel cant melt steel dicks. He is right, 6/9 awsas ian an insied jobz.
The next mission is to kill yourself.
Requirements
Perfect Rankings
- Speed: prematurly ejaculate
- Rape: fuck thirty babies
- Technique: fuck a blind old lady while skateboarding
SS-Rank
- Speed: do drubs to furgub
- Power: fuck someones eye out
- Technique: recite the entierly of mein kamphsff while masturbationgingeng
- Map
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HERE IS THE MAP! CHOOSE WHEERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO BE FORE I RAPE YOUR ASS!
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