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{{Infobox AW1 Mission
{{Campaign Nav
|name = Mission 1: It's War!
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|gamename=Advance Wars
|image = [[Image:It's_War!.PNG]]
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|condition = Rout or HQ Capture
|nextmission=Gunfighter!
|limit =  
|weather = Clear
|fow = No
|co1 = [[Andy]]
|fac1= Player
|co2 = [[Olaf]]
|fac2= Enemy
|co3 =
|fac3=
|co4 =
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{{AW Mission Infobox
|theme=star
|order=1
|name=It's War!
|tabs={{Map Tabs
|AW Normal Map=AW_It's_War_Map.png
|AW Advanced Map=AW_It's_War_AC Map.png
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|mode=Campaign
|prev=[[Fog of War (mission)|Fog of War]] <small>([[Field Training]])</small>
|next=[[Gunfighter!]]
|player=Orange Star
|playerCO=[[Andy]]
|enemy=Blue Moon
|enemyCO=[[Olaf]]
|terms=Rout or HQ Capture
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'''It's War!''' is the first mission of the [[Advance Wars]] campaign. It is the first mission where the player does not advise [[Nell]], but the rookie [[Orange Star]] [[Commanding Officer|CO]] Andy.


'''It's The Motherfucking Dick War, Sonny Fuckcakes!''' is the fucirst sex scrne of the [[Hitler did nothing wrong|Gang Wars]] cumpaign. It is the first fuck where [[Nell]] sucks your dick, but be carfull! The retarded reatard [[Andy]] will be watching and fapping!
==Background==
Having driven the invading [[Blue Moon]] forces away from the capital, the Orange Star army resumes the reclamation of their country, led by the new CO Andy and the advisor, an extension of the player. Before the mission Olaf remarks that it will be easy as Nell is no longer his opponent, resulting in him asking who he was up against following the battle's end. This leads directly to the famous remark made by Andy that Olaf is "Nell's papa", which the latter promptly denies.


==All the shit that happened before the dick missiles hit==
The next mission is [[Gunfighter!]].
Having driven the ass invading [[Nigger Ass]] forces to McDonalds in a flying car powered by weed, the Nazi Party resumes the production of '''Raping Anne Frank’s Corpse: The Musical''', directodededdedededeede by Steohebn Spielberg and the Pussy Cunts, an extension of the player’s semen. Before the mission that fucking annoying snowfuckker from Disney’s Fuckzon remarks that it will be easy to kill god if you remember to eat a baby a diey to keep the police from finding your underage tranny midget porn, resulting in him being sent to the gas chmbdrers. This leads directly to the famous remark made by Andy that jet fiel cant melt steel dicks. He is right, 6/9 awsas ian an insied jobz.


The next mission is to kill yourself.
==Predeployment==
===Normal Campaign===
{{Predeployment
|team1=Orange Star
|team1co=[[Andy]]
|team1units=
* [[Infantry (unit)|Infantry]] x2
* [[Mech]] x2
* [[Recon (Advance Wars)|Recon]] x1
* [[Armoured Personnel Carrier|APC]] x1
* [[Tank]] x2
* [[Medium Tank]] x1
* [[Artillery (Advance Wars)|Artillery]] x2
|team1props=
* [[HQ (Advance Wars)|HQ]] x1
* [[City]] x3
|team2=Blue Moon
|team2co=[[Olaf]]
|team2units=
* [[Infantry (unit)|Infantry]] x4
* [[Mech]] x2
* [[Tank]] x3 (1 guard)
* [[Medium Tank]] x1 (1 guard)
* [[Artillery (Advance Wars)|Artillery]] x2
* [[Rocket]] x2 (2 guard)
* [[Anti-Air]] x3
|team2props=
* [[HQ (Advance Wars)|HQ]] x1
* [[City]] x3
}}
 
===Advanced Campaign===
{{Predeployment
|team1=Orange Star
|team1co=[[Andy]]
|team1units=
* [[Infantry (unit)|Infantry]] x2
* [[Mech]] x1
* [[Recon (Advance Wars)|Recon]] x1
* [[Armoured Personnel Carrier|APC]] x1
* [[Tank]] x2
* [[Artillery (Advance Wars)|Artillery]] x2
|team1props=
* [[HQ (Advance Wars)|HQ]] x1
* [[City]] x3
|team2=Blue Moon
|team2co=[[Olaf]]
|team2units=
* [[Infantry (unit)|Infantry]] x4
* [[Mech]] x2
* [[Tank]] x1
* [[Medium Tank]] x3
* [[Artillery (Advance Wars)|Artillery]] x2
* [[Rocket]] x2
* [[Anti-Air]] x2
|team2props=
* [[HQ (Advance Wars)|HQ]] x1
* [[City]] x3
}}


==Requirements==
==Requirements==
===Perfect Rankings===
===Perfect Rankings===
* '''[[Speed]]:''' prematurly ejaculate
*'''[[Speed]]:''' 8 days or less
* '''[[White Power|Rape]]: fuck thirty babies'''
*'''[[Power (Rank)|Power]]:'''
* '''[[Technique]]: fuck a blind old lady while skateboarding'''
*'''[[Technique]]:'''
===SS-Rank===
* '''[[Speed]]:''' do drubs to furgub
* '''[[Power (Rank)|Power]]: fuck someones eye out'''  
* '''[[Technique]]: recite the entierly of mein kamphsff while masturbationgingeng'''


===S-Rank===
*'''[[Speed]]:''' 10 days at most
*'''[[Power (Rank)|Power]]:'''
*'''[[Technique]]:'''


<gallery caption="Map" widths="250px" heights="250px">
==Gallery==
Image:(AW1)_It's_War!_NC.png | HERE IS THE MAP! CHOOSE WHEERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO BE FORE I RAPE YOUR ASS!
<gallery>
AW It's War Screenshot.png|Screenshot
</gallery>
</gallery>


==See Also==
{{AW Mission Nav}}
[[A Detailed Guide To Suicide]]
[[Category:Advance Wars campaign]]

Latest revision as of 22:18, 4 October 2023

Advance Wars Campaign Mission 2: Gunfighter! →
Mission 1: It's War!
NormalAdvanced
Normal Campaign map
Advanced Campaign map
Factions
Player Orange Star Andy
Enemy Blue Moon Olaf
Mission Intel
Game Mode Campaign
Terms Rout or HQ Capture
Weather Clear
Fog of War Inactive
Properties
Orange Star logo.png Blue Moon logo.png Green Earth logo.png Yellow Comet logo.png Black Hole logo.png Neutral
Cities 3 1 0 0 0 6
Bases 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ports 0 0 0 0 0 0
Airports 0 0 0 0 0 0
Towers 0 0 0 0 0 0

It's War! is the first mission of the Advance Wars campaign. It is the first mission where the player does not advise Nell, but the rookie Orange Star CO Andy.

Background[edit | edit source]

Having driven the invading Blue Moon forces away from the capital, the Orange Star army resumes the reclamation of their country, led by the new CO Andy and the advisor, an extension of the player. Before the mission Olaf remarks that it will be easy as Nell is no longer his opponent, resulting in him asking who he was up against following the battle's end. This leads directly to the famous remark made by Andy that Olaf is "Nell's papa", which the latter promptly denies.

The next mission is Gunfighter!.

Predeployment[edit | edit source]

Normal Campaign[edit | edit source]

Team Units Properties
Orange Star logo.png Andy
Blue Moon logo.png Olaf

Advanced Campaign[edit | edit source]

Team Units Properties
Orange Star logo.png Andy
Blue Moon logo.png Olaf

Requirements[edit | edit source]

Perfect Rankings[edit | edit source]

S-Rank[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • Screenshot

    Screenshot

Advance Wars Campaign
Field Training
Orange Star
Blue Moon
Yellow Comet
Green Earth
Black Hole
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